Sunday, April 24, 2011

Sunday Funnies

Hi Everyone, I thought you might get a laugh out of these. Happy Easter to all of you who celebrate the holiday.
Thanks for visiting my blog,
Have a great day,
Janet :)


New Medications for Women

St. Mon's Wort
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

E m p t y N e s t r o g e n
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P e p t o b i m b o
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

D u m e r o l
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q., causing enjoyment of country western music.

F l i p i t o r
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

A n t i b o y o t i c s
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

M e n i c i l l i n
Potent anti boyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"

B u y a g r a
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

J a c k A s s p i r i n
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your anniversary or phone number.

A n t i-t a l k s i d e n t
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

And the best:
D a m i t o l
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.


  1. LOL! Love that dictionary. Jackasspirin and Antiboyotics?! Hilarious.

  2. LMAO Those are just fabulous!!

  3. Oh, and thanks so much for the comment you left on my blog. You are such a sweetheart! I wish you many, many blessings and all kinds of awesome things. You rock! :D

  4. I'm so glad you both got a good laugh out of them, me too!! Thanks for the comment Ravin and Cat and have a great day :)

  5. Oh Patti you are so welcomed ffor the comments I just love your blog and I can relate to you so much! I wish I had more time to comment even more :) Blessings to you too, and back at ya, you rock too!